biebersoreo22:

perksofahunter:

jamesfactscalvin:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. 

reblogging for that ^^^^^^^^^^

buchanian:

rennerd:

#sorry i have to reblog this again #i just noticed #look at the completely different expressions in the two gifs #in the first one steve’s like ‘hey i got some peanuts they’re nice maybe she wants nice peanuts as well’ #so he hands them to her with the most genuinely sweet expression on his face #because he actually thinks she might enjoy the peanuts #not because he wants her attention #and then in the second one she just turns him down without saying a word and he feels so bad about annoying her #he just doesn’t understand why she’s mad at him #but he feels sorry anyway and then he gets a little sad #and so do i

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

vinebox:

YEET!