In the Star Trek fandom we don’t say “i love you” instead we say “I have been, and always shall be, your friend ” and i think that’s beautiful
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net
i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week
when will my motivation return from war
your fam is seriously so pathetic like 5sos have fucked up so many times and calum has seriously ruined their reputation for sending that snapchat like he knows he's famous and he still did it 5sos are just dumbasses they should just drop the band
oh honey I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. Calum sent that snapchat over a year ago and they’ve only been in the spotlight since the start of the year therefore he did not have to think 6735671 times before sending it. I don’t think anyone should blame him for sending a girl a dick pic bc guess what? every single teenage boy does that. He didn’t do anything wrong and 5sos are not parents of anyone they do not have to live up to anyone’s expectations. And let me tell you something honey, whenever 5sos ‘fuck up’, it’s when they’re seen doing normal everyday things or acting like normal humans. They’re allowed to be tired, they’re allowed to like girls and they’re allowed to be shitty. They’re allowed to feel hurt if someones being rude to them and if you call that ‘fucking up’ then idek if ur human. Just bc they’re celebrities does not mean they’re not human. Us as fans are going to stick with our ‘dumbasses’ bc they’re not going to drop the band. have a good day sweetie.
it still sort of confuses me how teen wolf is known for one ship when the beauty of this show is that
i am not kidding
jesus christ how many more can there be
so as i always say…
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
Nicki Minaj on the message in ‘Anaconda’
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.